Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

An interesting story out of Oregon details teen-age antics: GOLD HILL, Ore. -- A 15-year-old boy who pinched and twisted the nipples of a 13-year-old has been sentenced to three days of community service for harassment. David Thumler, 15, said the "titty-twister" was just horseplay [...] Ken Chapman, a Jackson County juvenile probation supervisor, said Oregon law defines physical harassment as "offensive physical touching." That includes such adolescent antics as "wet-willies," "wedgies," "swirlies," "noogies" and all other forms of "Three Stooges" behavior, Chapman said. [...] But this incident between two teenagers who were, according to the victim's mother, not friends, isn't the reason for this post. I want to take a short jaunt into fantasyland here, and imagine the United States Senate for a minute. Overlay that with a Three Stooges aura. Harry Reid, spouting more of his monotonous drivel... how many octaves would his voice rise if given a forceful wedgie? Little Dickie Durbin... would he snivel and cry if he was the recipient of a wet willie? Picture Joe Biden being given a noogie! And a titty-twister or two for Teddie K! I think the Republican majority should immediately exercise the Three Stooges Option! Technorati : Dick Durbin, Harry Reid, Humor, Joe Biden, Miscellaneous, Ted Kennedy, Three Stooges, U.S. House Of Representatives, U.S. Senate, United States